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Florida Woman Tears the Skin Off Her Boyfriend's Testicle in a Fight

Source - A Florida woman was hit with a felony charge after grabbing her boyfriend’s scrotum “with such force that it removed the skin from the entirety of the victim’s right testicle” according to at arrest affidavit filed in Pinellas County.

According to police, Donika Shaniece Mays and her domestic partner, with whom she has a 2-year-old child, became involved in a verbal altercation Tuesday morning that led to Mays slashing the tires on the victim’s car.

When he left the house to wait for a tow truck, the dispute allegedly turned physical after Mays followed him outside and demanded he hand over a cellphone. When the man refused, Mays, 29, pulled at his groin with enough force to remove flesh, police claimed.

She was arrested and held on a battery charge. According to the Smoking Gun, Mays may have violated her probation from a previous incident where she was accused of battering another man.

The least surprising part of this story, obviously, is that it happened in Florida. In large parts of America's Wang, tearing at your domestic partner's yam bag until you peel his testicle like a grape is considered an essential part of the mating ritual. Like a male of species displaying his tail feathers or the female presenting her hind parts. It's a way to show you care and you are ready for baby-making. 

The other, slightly less surprising aspect is that last line about her being involved in battering another man. Peeling the skin off your man's testicle is not a Gateway Domestic Violence. It's not something you start off doing, it's abuse you aspire to after years of simply kicking him in the balls or throwing household objects at his groin. It takes experience, a cool head and a deft touch. 

But the main reason I'm posting this is for the victim in this relationship and any other man with a skinless testicle as a result of DV. You do not need to stay in a relationship like that. You deserve better. Believe it or not, there are women out there who will love you for who you are and not grab your scrotum with force and will not leave your ball peeled like an onion. Find one of them. You and your nuts will thank me later.