Tiger Woods Is So Cool, Man

That caption is correct, Tiger Woods is the coolest man alive. Imagine having that kind of swagger before a round? I can't. I'm usually rifling through my pockets and realizing I don't have any tees. And no he didn't make it but who cares? We didn't even know what he was doing until the ball landed a millimeter from the hole. How quickly we are to not be impressed by something we didn't even know was happening in the first place. I love Tiger Woods. He's one cool mother fucker man.

PS- He birded the first hole by the way. Let's. Fucking. Go.