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This Burrito Wrap Is More Impressive Than Any Sports Highlight I've Seen In The Past Decade

Okay so obviously the video cuts out a little early here and we didn't get a chance to see the final wrap job. And most importantly, we weren't able to see how the burrito held up after the first bite. But the fact that my man was able to get that initial wrap in? With how much this sick son of a bitch loaded up that tortilla?

I mean in no world should you be able to get from here...

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to there...

Without either breaking the tortilla or losing at least 50% of the ingredients all over the table. Have you ever tried to wrap a burrito before? One small mistake and all of a sudden you've got a corner poking out that all the salsa drains out of until that corner gets so soggy that it just falls apart. One small mistake and the entire wrap job goes to hell the moment you take a bite into it. Wrapping a burrito is an art. It takes practice, precision, and a ton of skill. Being able to wrap a burrito that thicc is like being able to dunk from the 3-point line. It's like being able to crush a one-handed home run straight to center field. It's like being able to hit a hole-in-one on a par 4. I've only ever seen Happy Gilmore accomplish that feat and I've only ever seen this legend wrap a burrito that beefy. Give this man a raise.