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Emily Ratajkowski Checking In With That Blonde Beach Heat!

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Emrata you Emrata, you!  Nothing like a little blonde beach heat for humanity, during a global pandemic, no less!  Good for Emily for fighting the good fight on our shorelines during these difficult days!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with Emrata and that BEACH HEAT!

EMRATA BREAK: Somebody check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm doing his PAGEVIEWS job for him! AGAIN!


Thank you, Emily!  Thank you!