It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Announce Kanye West Is No Longer Running For President

Just kidding, my heart isn't heavy at all because I was over this story the millisecond it was announced. Well my heart is probably a goddamn unit after all the saturated fats that have pumped through it over the years. But combining politics at any time of my life, let alone in 2020, with anything Kanye has done since My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an auto skip for me. Doubly so if it feels like bullshit as soon as it was announced.

Anyway, best of luck to Mr. West selling whatever albums, shoes, clothes, and other weird shit his brain came up with to the people that still follow his every move and were actually going to vote for him for fucking President of the United States.