As we get excited for the MLB to come back, this fella decided to take his girlfriend absolute YARD:
In a world full of SIMPs, a true king has emerged. Look at this absolute heat he was throwing:
Even caught her with the offspeed to strike her out. Beautiful.
Sometimes you have to kindly remind your significant other that if it ever comes down to it, you will strike her out and take her deep. Just how it goes.