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We Finally Have The Photo Of The Poop That Ended Amber Heard And Johnny Depp's Marriage

Last week, the photos released of Johnny Depp's lunch photo took over the internet. In a court of law, these definitely don't make Johnny Depp look great. However, to the average person? It just confirmed that Johnny Depp is fucking awesome. Dudes rock. 

Today, the photos of the alleged poop that ruined Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's marriage were released:

If you're looking for the background of this turd, I've got you:

SOURCE-Photos of the feces were admitted to British court Tuesday as Depp’s longtime maid described how she found it in the bed the actor shared with then-wife Amber Heard — and even took photos because she was so disgusted.

Depp has accused Heard or one of her friends of pooping in the bed as a “prank” after the actress’s 30th birthday party April 21, 2016, following a fight between the pair.

I believe that Heard blamed it on a dog. However, according to the maid? It was CLEARLY a human feces:

“She was pointing to the bed and told me that she couldn’t believe what she had found,” Vargas said, referring to the other maid.

“I pulled back the top sheet on the bed and saw a large pile of feces.

“I was horrified and disgusted. It was clear to me that this was human feces. I knew that the feces could not have come from either of Mr. Depp’s or Ms. Heard’s two small dogs.

In the words of the maid? They were FRESH. 

“I have cleaned up after those dogs many times, and their feces are much smaller. Further, I have never known those dogs to defecate in the bed.”

Vargas, who has worked as Depp’s housekeeper in Los Angeles for more than 30 years, added in testimony, “Those feces were fresh … from the night or from the early morning.”

Depp and Heard are obviously split up now. As mentioned above, these photos are being released as an ongoing libel case between Depp and the British tabloid The Sun in a British court. Let's just say the marriage between Heard and Depp did not go well!