Rate My Bowling Shirt

I don’t want to make a big deal out of a bowling shirt but at the same time this is the classiest article of clothing I own. I feel like a new man. Like I just shaved my balls and got a back wax in the same morning and now I’m going out for steaks and Miller Lites with the boys. That’s how good I feel. If you don’t own your own custom Miller Lite GTLF button up bowling shirt then you have no idea what I’m talking about and that’s okay. Not everyone is designed for Big Boy life.

That said, rate that shirt. I’m a hard 10 and I know we don’t do that around here but I kinda have to.