Smoke Chick Asks 100 Guys For Sex

Listen I’m not gonna sit here and tell you all these guys are gay losers for saying no. I understand that not everyone is gonna be the type to just whip out their dick and be like “OK lets fuck.” I also realize that nowadays if something like this happens to you, you probably immediately assume its being filmed and something is up. If its too good to be true, then it is. And I also realize people have girlfriends and wives and getting caught on camera saying you’re down to fuck this chick is not a good look.

But holy shit 70 no’s?! Seventy? Seven zero? This chick is a certified smoke. Body from hell, sexy as a short haired brunette – like a hotter McKayla Maroney. Even sexier as a long hair blonde. There’s no way she should get anything less than 80% success rate. Bare minimum. Ordinarily I’d say 90%, but we’ll just have to assume there are 20 weirdos just like these guys:

Bro. I have. To Get. Some Gatorade first? Hands down the worst way to turn down sex with a hot chick. Ever. But we just have to assume there are some weird birds like this out there. But there’s 2 sides to every coin, and for every 1 Asian dude who turns down pussy for Gatorade, there’s an old guy who looks like Barry Manilow or a Giant from Game of Thrones that will immediately say yes:

I’m pretty sure when that old dude came in his pants on the spot this chick Andrea was probably like “OK, this prank has officially gone wrong.”

Bottom line is if you’re single there’s no reason you dont immediately say yes. At least see where this goes. Never say never, man. Never burn a bridge or shoot yourself in the foot or close a door on yourself. If a smoke says come with me to have sex you say yes and just go for a ride. Maybe you end up with an STD. Maybe she ends up robbing you. Maybe this ends up on camera and you get fired from your job or something. But at least you wont have to live with the regret of that one time a 10 out of 10 asked you to give her a good dicking, and you said no. To be honest I’d probably still say yes even if I was this guy:

I’d be like “Alright let me just agree to her terms now and when we get to the bedroom I’ll see if I can negotiate down.” Wouldnt be the first time I’ve done that. Granted not with fem domme strap on shit but whatever I still think I could talk my way out of it.