As An Eagles Fan, If You Can't Find Some Humor In This Then Go Back To Being Miserable At life

Simple, funny and fair. In the end we’ll be the one’s laughing (or crying). Mariota will be levitating over all of them in 10 days, anyways. #InChipWeTrust

But seriously, if this turns into any sort of reality then meet me on the Walt Whitman as soon Bradford’s ACL’s explode in his sleep. I could barley take Sanchez getting KO’d by someone’s rectum, but my heart definitely couldn’t handle all the Tim Tebow throws that will make McNabb’s diggers look like bulleyes. We’ll have to call it a life at that point.