Dumb Old Woman Left Her House For The First Time in 10 Years, Immediately Fell Into a Manhole And Broke Her Leg

DailyMail - An agoraphobic grandmother who conquered her fear of open spaces and left home for the third time in 10 years only to fall down a manhole. Janet Faal, 57, was out with a friend in Crawley, West Sussex, as part of her rehabilitation when she moved a wooden pallet to help them reverse and plunged down into the open gap. She now has two black eyes and a suspected fractured leg after smashing her face on the pallet and was left in a ‘splits’ position as only one of her legs went down the hole when she slipped.  She reckons she has been set back ‘years’ in her battle with the debilitating condition, which has left her housebound for a decade, and fears she’ll never leave her home again. Miss Faal, who lives in Crawley, said: ‘It’s hard for me to go anywhere, but I was getting better. Now I’m not so sure.’

HAHAHA, what a LOSER. What a stupid old bitch! Wahhhh, I can’t leave my house, wahhhhh I fell into a manhole and almost died, wahhhhhhhhhhh. Guess what ya filthy old woman, maybe if you left your house more than 3 times in 10 years you would understand how to be more aware of your surroundings. And this is coming from someone who leaves the house half as much as I should. But I can still navigate sidewalks while looking down at my phone without falling halfway to China. This is like someone who has never driven a car gets behind the wheel and then is shocked that they changed lanes and banged into another car. “I didn’t know it was there” aka I was too stupid to know I should look. She doesn’t deserve to ever leave her house again.

PS: Leaving your house 3 times in 10 years is impressive. Like yea she’s an idiot for falling and almost dying, but I give her snaps for being so dedicated to the never-leaving-home life. I don’t know anyone that dedicated to anything.