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BOOM! Get ready, America! Kara Del Toro is coming for that Executive Branch! And people may say she's just joshin' around?!?!?! MULARKEY! Nothing is as official as a IG caption announcing your candacey for the President Of The United States, especially when it has a kiss emoji in it! Good for Kara for making a change, in the middle of a global, pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Hooray for literacy! Hooray for Kara!
KARA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure everyone knows I'm doing his PAGEVIEWS job for him - AGAIN!!!
BACK TO KARA!!!
Thank you, Kara! Hooray for Democracy!