(Dexerto) -- The disgraced content creator has already had a slew of accusations over incidents that are said to have occurred at the “Sky Mansion” involving multiple Smash personalities. Now, he’s being accused of lying about his father’s cancer too.
In a massive Twitlonger, Spencer Samuelson claimed that Williams not only owes him $55,000, but obtained the cash in a nefarious way.
“Sky and I go way back to the Brawl days, I've known him since 2008,” Samuelson wrote. He said that in 2017, Sky approached him completely out of the blue claiming he was in debt to the IRS. “He told me he would go to prison and his career would be over unless he received a significant amount of money. After several back and forth messages, I eventually agreed to lend him 55,000 dollars,” Samuelson said. “Instead of taking the money I lent him to pay off his debts he decided to use it to rent out the infamous Sky Mansion. That place only exists because I funded it not knowing the kind of person he had become.”
According to Samuelson, Williams never paid back a cent. Additionally, he alleges that Sky spent money that had been loaned for his dad’s cancer treatment on “cosmetic penis surgery" and that his dad was never sick to begin with.
What’s more, Samuelson claims that instead of paying him or other people he owes money to back, the Smash star would use the capital to “treat his roommates to free dinners, free video games and even free trips to Vegas which included him buying a couple roommates hotel rooms.”
I understand half the words in that article, maybe. I don't know what Sky Mansion or Smash or Twitlonger or Brawl or any of that shit means. I also have no idea who any of the folks involved are. To be frank, the "gamer" in the headline was a guess because I just assume Smash Brothers is about gaming. I feel confident about that, at least.
What I also feel confident about is that you HAVE to let your friend keep this money and just call it a loss, or a good deed. Maybe it says a lot about what a pushover I am but if my friend told me he lied about his dad's cancer (among other things, but I'm focusing on the cancer here) so he could get his dick and balls pretty then I would simply laugh and give him a hug. We'd probably become better friends over it, to be perfectly honest.
Think about how TERRIBLE life must have been for Sky in order to come up with this scheme. Every morning waking up, staring at his grotesque dick, wondering what the point of it all was. The anxiety one must suffer from knowing that he'll have to look at that putrid pecker forever is unfathomable. Sky Williams was a virgin until he got that surgery, there's no doubt about that. I mean the dude was so embarrassed by it that he concocted a classic dad cancer scheme just to get under the knife. No wonder he started borrowing more to get to Vegas, my man has kept his dick hidden from the world for his whole life and now it's ready for the limelight. Gotta show that thing off.
PS - What is cosmetic penis surgery? Is it penis enlargement or is it like "my cock is just so fucking ugly I need you to do something about it." Can you imagine if it's the latter? How ugly could this dude's dick possibly have been? A regular dick looks like a naked mole rat, honestly how much worse could it get? I have to see that dick. Sky Williams show me your old dick.