Wake Up With the Patriots Own Cam Newton Hype Video

This thing had me aroused throughout. But that part at the end, when his uniform changes? I’m 99% certain it reversed my vasectomy.

It would appear the Patriots social media department has made up its mind who the starting QB is. Assuming they run this stuff by the man who’ll be making the decision, it seems we now know as well. Thoughts and prayers to the rest of the AFC.