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Patriots Offseason Training Started Today.... Guess Who The First Guy In The Door Was (Hint: Tom Brady)

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Every day this man reminds me why I love him so much. It’s like we’re married. After 15 years you’d think that we’d seen all we could of each other, but he still manages to surprise me and warm my heart. You’d think that maybe, just maybe, after dominating football through 2 decades and 4 Super Bowl championships he’d be tempted to rest on his laurels. Tempted to hit that snooze button and think “I can show up whenever the fuck I want. I’m Tom Brady.” But nope, Tom’s always going to be the first one in and the last one out. He’s still dedicated. He still has the fire. He still has more to prove. It’s almost enough to make me cry. Tom Brady is the best person to ever exist on this planet and when the day comes where he has to retire I’m committing suicide. Like one of those Sati rituals where the wife has to jump on a pile of fire when their husband dies, I’ll be Tom Brady’s wife.