Wing Bowl Winner Molly Schuyler Devoured Three 72 Ounce Steaks, With Sides, In 20 Minutes

Tis no woman, tis a remorseless eating machine.

Well that’s attractive. Hey Skin & Bones: It’s about that time we start to step our shit up. This 120-pound broad has been wiping her somehow non-existent gunt right in your face for years. I mean, more power to her. It’s not easy being the only woman this side of a T-Rex or Melissa McCarthy to take down 13 pounds of cow, with the sides, in 20 minutes. Those shits must pack one hell of a punch. The only way she can be that skinny is if those poops have a Nibbler-like density or she has a battle with bulimia after these meals. Possibly both.

The competitive eating world is just lucky the pink taco champ has retired from play. Still not happy that banner was taken down from the rafters at Drinker’s. Not happy at all.