The Verdict Is In! Reese McGuire Gets Off Scot-Free After Being Arrested For Jerking Off In His Car

Source - Blue Jays player Reese McGuire is breathing easier heading into the MLB's rebooted season the catcher just cut a plea deal with prosecutors in his public masturbation case, and received nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

A spokesperson for the State Attorney's Office in Pinellas County, FL tells TMZ Sports McGuire pled nolo contendere to a reduced 2nd-degree misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct on July 1.

In exchange, his punishment was nothing more than fines and court costs the spokesperson said.

It's a big deal for McGuire, the 25-year-old was accused of exposing his penis and masturbating inside his car in a public parking lot in Dunedin, FL back in February.

In the police report, obtained by TMZ Sports, cops say they saw McGuire with his shirt "barely covering his genitals" and his sweatpants around his ankles when they arrived on the scene.

It really does pay to be an athlete, huh? Any other person jerks off in their car and they're on a sex offender registry for life and can't walk within 300 yards of a school. But not Reese! Apparently Reese can jerk his cock where ever he wants, whenever he wants, without a care in the world. Why? Because he's a baseball player, of course! 

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Clem actually wrote a a hilarious blog about this back in February when it first happened that you should all check out...

The good news is, Reese should be able to keep a low profile until baseball starts back up in a few weeks. Which as far as I'm concerned is exactly what needs to happen. The guy has suffered enough embarrassment as it is. Having said that, if it happens again, I expect him to be thrown in jail for an extended period of time. Fool me once, shame on me...fool me twice...shame on you.  

The Blue Jays' didn't have a comment either so I'm sure they want to move on just as badly. Good luck this year, Reese. And be sure to keep your dick in your pants!