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Log Splitters: The Rare 6-Way Log Splitter!

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a log splitter that made my slender, yet overwhelming penis swell with delight. Guess what, folks? There was growth.

Engineers continue to amaze me with their engineering skills. To have the ability, foresight, and mechanical prowess to incorporate not only a six-way hydrologic log splitter but to add to that unreal machine a time-operate chainsaw is truly next level in the log splitter game.

This is like the Dirk of log splitters. We hadn’t seen a 7 footer with a flowing deep ball, handles, and a post up game. Just like Dirk, this log splitter is a Maverick through and through.