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There's Plenty Of Room In Chicago For El Presidente

I haven't round tabled this with the rest of the boys but I think safe to say we can squeeze another body into our 800 square foot palace with a shared kitchen. Other bonuses is we get a random assortment of energy drinks every month including a tumeric supplement that helps your dumps come out firmer. Also got walking access to Fatso's and some local sandwich shops. There's parking in the back and if you come in early enough, you can hear the couple upstairs fucking very loudly. 

There's a lot more to be had, but for now important thing is we have space. And room in the budget I think but even if we don't, let's really go back and capture those Milton Days and worry about it later. In the meantime I'll be over here preparing for the biggest Free Agent pitch we've made since Big Cat almost overdosed on hot dogs. Stay tuned for what I'm sure will be an over the top response from my colleague WSD.