BREAKING: The Chiefs And Patrick Mahomes Have Reportedly Agreed To A 10 YEAR Contract Extension

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the first time in the history of the internet that everyone isn't going to freak out about the length or amount of money an NFL player just got signed to followed by just as much Well Actuallys. You could tell me the Chiefs locked in Patrick Mahomes at any amount of money that ends in -illion outside of a million and I'd believe you. Billion. Trillion. Zillion. All of them are on the table of being reasonable if not a bargain for the Chiefs. If I was Mahomes' agent, my demands would be simple: All of the moneys. Every single one of them, from Kansas City, MO to Kansas City, KS, to Kansas City, HI and everywhere in between.

Even signing Mahomes to a 10 year deal seems like a bargain despite living in a time where we literally don't know what the fuck is going to happen tomorrow because the dude is a video game character in real life that just won a Super Bowl his second year as a starter and makes you scour the internet for a highlight when people on Twitter start tweeting shit like "OMG MAHOMES". Plus the odds of mankind actually making it to 2031 are a long shot at best, meaning the Chiefs just locked in Patrick Mahomes for essentially the rest of the NFL's existence. It's a good day to be a fan of an NFC team. Can't wait for Patrick Mahomes vs. Daniel Jones in the Super Bowl for the next 12 years.

CONTRACT GRADE: A+

Lets see how everyone is reacting to this news down in Jerruh's World:

Now will someone fire up the grill at Andy Reid's house because it's triple cheeseburger night!

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