If You're The Reporter They Send When a Truck Carrying 44 Million Bees Overturns, It Might Be Time To Find a New Job

WREG - A semi-truck carrying as many as 44 million bees has overturned in Seattle Friday morning. Boxes of bees were tossed onto Interstate 5, causing the bees to escape. Workers in bee keeping suits are trying to gather the bees. Foam is also being sprayed on the bees to calm them down. A reporter from KCPQ-TV said the man driving the truck, who was not injured, was very upset about the many bees that were killed in the crash. According to the boxes on the road, the hives were headed to a honey farm.

Hey guys sun’s out and the bees are getting mad, better send Kelly O’Connell to the scene! Fucking ruthless. I’m not saying she has to immediately quit her job, but unless she strikes a deal with Morgan Freeman and gets to play God, her life sucks. It’s exactly like Bruce Almighty on the Niagara Falls boat or at the world’s largest cookie. Miserable. She’s out there fighting off 44 million bees. It’s hard to get much lower than that.

Hah, big fat NOPE as they say on the Internet. Find someone else for this one, I’m all set.

Just time to hang up the microphone. Maybe next they’ll fly her to report from the base of an active volcano or inside of a tornado.