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Festool Can KISS My ASS

Everyday I scroll through Instagram and I see these targeted bullshit posts about Festool. I GET IT, INSTAGRAM! THEY WORK FUCKING GREAT AND MAKE CUTS AS SMOOTH AS UNDERTITS! 

But it’s so expensive, man. Who in the wide wide world of sports can afford 800 dollars for a circular saw?! Not me, said I!

How much wood would you have to cut to make it worth it? How could it POSSIBLY be that much better than the other top brands?

I don’t care if I make a million dollars based on Davey Day Trader’s advice, I will NEVER buy a festool. That’s a DIY GOOFIN, guarantee.

Festool. More like fesTOOLS!