A Porn Webcam Site Is Offering NBA Players And Coaches In The Bubble A 'Comped VIP Membership' Since They Can't Have Sex

Bravo Cams.com. Bravo indeed. You know how you do A+ marketing? You send this e-mail out to everyone. You make a big deal about how you can give NBA players and coaches in the bubble a comped VIP membership. What does VIP membership mean? No clue. Again, I know I talked about it a bit yesterday, but this just reads like the Workaholics episode: 

This is why we need cameras like Real World style in this bubble. I need to know who strikes up the relationship with a camgirl with plans to meet after. I need to see the Five Star camp style of guys like talking shit at the ice machine. These dudes (and really no human at all) is made for 'bubble life.' They just happen to be the uber rich and famous people. 

Let's be honest because we're all thinking of it. James Harden CAN'T WAIT to sign up for the VIP membership. He's probably already reaching out the people at Cams.com to get his username. This is vital though. If I'm a coach I'm signing every player up for this.