Layla London Not Making The Top 370 Pornstars Of All Time List Is An Injustice To Mankind

As I'm sure you've seen by now, Coley blogged this dude on Twitter who listed the greatest 370 pornstars of all time. THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY. You can check it out here if you need a refresher. 

Now with any list there are going to be snubs. It's impossible to please everyone and I recognize that. Someone is always going to feel left out when you rank something like this. Carl voiced his displeasure for Ava Addams not making the cut with his blog earlier. I would agree with him and add Kelsi Monroe, Kendra Lust, August Ames (RIP), and Remy LaCroix to the uproar. All notable omissions no doubt, but as with all of you there was one name that immediately sent me raging off a cliff. Someone I will go to bat for no matter the environment. I'm writing a blog for the love of god strictly about a pornstar being snubbed from a list. Weirdest thing I'll ever do, but you have to stand for things you believe in right? I can't just sit back and let this happen. If there was ever a time to write this blog it's now. 

Where the fuck is Layla London? We're ranking 370 pornstars and you have the nerve to leave Layla out in the rain? Are you NUTS? Ms London is #331 and I thought for a second he was oddly adding her that way. Nope, that's just an entirely different person. We're ranking Syren Demer TWICE and Layla can't get one mention? This is flat-out criminal. Layla London is the goddamn Barry Sanders of porn. Her retirement came out of nowhere in the midst of her prime and left me stunned. There was no parting note about what was next. Nothing. Zip. Nada. She was just gone. Every now and then I wonder how she is, but then remember how weird it would look to tweet something like that looking for answers. So I'm doing it on the blog!  When she was cooking there were very few who could stand with her. I can't fault her for stepping away and focussing on a private life, but goddamn her departure was cruel. Every now and then I'll check to see if she pulled a Favre and got tired of the real world. Nothing yet. 

To leave her off a list of 370 people is blasphemous. You have to go out of your way to list 370 people in any profession, never mind porn. Forgetting Layla is unacceptable. If you're reading this and have no idea who she is well first how dare you, second goddamn I'm jealous. Layla is a queen. I will stand up for her any day of the week. Liam, I mean this will all due respect for compiling the list, but fuck you. 

Also worth noting she is a stoolie. This is from a blog in 2016 of her wearing our Cam Newton shirt. 

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