The Fact That Feitleberg Doesn’t Think I Could Get Away With Murdering Him Is Insane

So with the Aaron Hernandez verdict in everybody is obviously talking about how he’s the worst murderer of all time. OF ALL TIME. Anyway as we were discussing it I casually mentioned how I know I could be a successful serial killer. Like I know I could 100% murder people and get away with it. Feitleberg piped up that I’d only be able to murder strangers. That I wouldn’t be able to murder him and get away with it for example. Umm are you kidding me Feitleberg? I almost need to murder him now just to prove I can.  Hell I’d still get away with it even after writing this blog saying I’m gonna murder him just to prove a point. Poison you ever heard of it? Or maybe a quick bullet to the brain. Cut the breaks on your car? Nobody would ever know. Bottomlilne is when you have a brain like I do and spend time planning shit out there is just no way you can get caught.  That’s not me bragging.  If you’re smart murder is easy. That’s just a fact. Now Feitleberg may have to pay the iron price just so I can prove it.