Deion Sanders Wants to Test for 'Love or Hatred' Rather Than COVID-19

Now THAT is how you tweet, folks.

Coronavirus tests? Don't need 'em. We need a test that is connected to a big screen with a meter that goes from love to hatred and then depending on where you fall, you must either go spread your love and infect others or be quarantined until your hatred has been extinguished.

I just want to know what planet Prime Time must be on where it makes sense to tweet this. Not only saying your weird thing about love and hatred in the first place, but then being like, "You know what else this needs? To be compared to the biggest problem in the United States right now that has killed more than 100,000 Americans."

Deion is just a different dude. And as weird tweets go, I suppose this one is in about the first percentile of weirdness or badness on Twitter.

But now I'm curious how my test would come back. If I was to guess, I would say my general contemptuous and apathetic outlook on the world would have me quarantined for hatred. And to be honest, I'm not sure how long I would have to be locked up before my test came back with so signs of hatred.

I guess it's a good thing Deion Sanders isn't in charge, then.