This 2-Year-Old DJ From South Africa Sucks

Maybe it’s because I don’t have any Molly in my system right now. Or maybe it’s because I’m just super white and don’t have any rhythm. But this kid kinda sucks at DJing, no? Like those few beats he dropped were pretty rough. As someone who thoroughly enjoys putting a beatdown on the dance floor, I can say that I 100% could not dance to any of this kid’s tracks. Yet somehow he has become a “phenomenon” and is going crazy viral? Beats me. And sure, he’s just doing what any other DJ in the world does. Sees a bunch of knobs and starts turning shit. But from what I’ve seen so far, I’m not even slightly impressed. Even I could turn those knobs at least 10 times better than this kid, and I’d never consider myself to be a DJ let alone a phenom.