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Happy Father's Day To The Greatest Daddy In All The Land

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!] 

Happy Father's Day, David Portnoy!!!  Oh, you thought this would be about Alex from Call Her Daddy?  Well, Happy Father's Day to her, too!  She's amazing and her podcast is GLUCKING awesome!!! But in case you didn't know...DAVE PORTNOY OWNS CALL HER DADDY!!!  He is the Top Father of them all!  Go Pres Go! King Of ALL The Daddies!  Lord and Savior to us all!  

*DAVEY BREAK: Everyone check in on Lord Portnoy's LEAST favorite and LAZIEST employee and inform him I'm still getting all his PAGEVIEWS!!! Me and the genorisity of El Pres are the only things keeping him employed!  


Go Pres Go!  Happy Father's Day!  Go Pres Go!