So you remember this clip from about a month ago. Mel Kiper not only admitting but being weirdly proud of the fact he takes the Cheese off his pizza before eating it? Well a stoolie passed along this little story he found from a 2008 article about Kiper.
Yes you read that correctly. He eats an entire pumpkin pie for breakfast, no crust. And this is the guy you should be trusting with your NFL Analysis? Come on. Sorry but a man who eats cheeseless pizza and an entire pumpkin pie for breakfast is no man that should be on TV, he’s a man fit for a straight jacket. Wackadoo City.