It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Have To Report The Celtics Received The Kiss Of Death

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Remember not too long ago when Jalen Rose went on TV and said this?

It made me feel great about the Celts chances. Jalen Rose knows what the hell he's talking about when it comes to basketball. Of all the basketball pundits out there, you want Jalen on your side. Well it was only a matter of time before things took a drastic turn for the worse. That's right, the worst nightmare of every Celtics fan has happened

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If that wasn't bad enough, Colin doubled down today calling them contenders

Well shit. Everyone knows Colin is the kiss of death when it comes to this shit. The only way this could get any worse is if Nick Wright comes out and picks the Celts to come out of the East. It's not even that I disagree with what Colin is saying, I just wish he wasn't the one saying it. You'll understand why this is so troubling when you remember his previous Celtics predictions

You may think this is all silly, but to that I say wake up. Whatever positive juju Jalen Rose may have brought, Colin has dropped us back down to zero. In fact it might even be worse. In my opinion Colin's mush powers are only outdone by KFC's. Now it's true that he mentioned other teams today in that video, but I don't care about any of those. I just know that when Colin Cowherd starts talking about you as a legit contender, that's the day your title dreams die.

I guess now we know how Clippers fans feel