This 6'6" Skinny King Just Called Out Every Short Dude On The Planet

You hear that, shorts? You just called out. I'm not sure if I hate it or I love it but I'm definitely intrigued by it. I'm talking about his body, not the message. I mean I'm just not exactly sure what's going on here...

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Did someone photoshop his face on my body from 2009? I thought I was the only person built like that? Again, the message is clear- short guys are the worst and should feel embarrassed by their height at all times, but his body is burying the lead. Also, you can't call people out when you're goofy. I tried it in Rough N Rowdy and I looked like an idiot. 

He was spot on with the heels comment though. I can't tell you how many times girls have said they love standing next to me in heels. They've never called me their "god father", but that's neither here nor there. I hope this guy fights the shortest, fattest, man on earth at the next Rough N Rowdy. I'm going to make it happen. That's my promise to you.