Pardon My French, But This Graphic Ranking College Hoops Programs In Tiers Fucking Stinks

So this has been floating around because people are tiering and listing shit all the time now. I feel like I need to say something here. This graphic fucking sucks. Like it might be the worst non-trolling graphic these eyes have ever seen. There's almost too much wrong with it in order to correct it. I also have no idea who determined what teams made the cut, like where's Vermont but we have Troy or San Jose State? 

Let's work under the assumption this chart is how we view programs as of this date - June 17, 2020. Taking into account recent success, current situations and past success. There are way too many teams in the 'great programs' category. That should be the teams who we debate are true blue bloods or not. See ya Syracuse, Cincinnati, Arkansas, Ohio State and Georgetown. You guys are all good programs. No harm in that, but fuck outta here with the great label. 

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And then you get to the mediocre tier and my God does it suck. Iowa State, Texas Tech, Dayton, Seton Hall, etc? How the fuck are those mediocre programs. Texas Tech is about to be a great program assuming Beard stays. Seton Hall is a Tournament team almost every year now. Dayton has more wins in its program history than Virginia, Marquette and Pittsburgh, so again, are we using history or present day here? 

To me it's simple

Blue bloods - Kentucky, Kansas, UNC, Duke, UCLA 

Great programs - Villanova, Louisville, Michigan State, UConn, Virginia, Gonzaga, Arizona, Indiana 

Good programs - Syracuse, Cincinnati, Florida, Arkansas, Georgetown, Ohio State, Michigan, Maryland, Xavier, NC State, Purdue, Wisconsin, Oklahoma State, Notre Dame, LSU, Memphis, WVU, Marquette, Illinois, Florida State, Oregon, Washington

Solid Programs - Texas, Oklahoma, Houston, UNLV, Creighton, Seton Hall, Butler, Baylor, Iowa State, St. John's, Temple, Iowa, Wake Forest, Pitt, BYU, Missouri, Temple, BYU, Tennessee, Missouri, Auburn, Alabama, Stanford

Debate the rest. The good program list should be the deepest one. I may have forgot a team or two but these are the better programs, which is all what people care about anyways. Just let Coley tier random shit like state quarters instead of this.