Guess Those Thighs


Those, my friends, are the tree trunks of Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. And LORDY are those some big ol' yams. I'm starting to think the leg holes on Crosby's shorts have to be the same size as the waist. Just some massively meaty California redwoods. Skies out, thighs out for the boys. 

By the way--what the hell is Geno snacking on there? Might want to test that dude before the season starts back up again. I'm gonna go ahead and say those aren't just some Russian sunflower seeds.