This Stage-5 Clinger Redefines The Definition Of Batshit

Annnndddd at least we end it on a high note. Just goes to show anyone who gets married at 19 would have deep seeded mental issues.  You’d think toots would take a hint after day 5.  If Adam were a smart man he’d burn his phone and obtain a new identity, STAT.

That’s what we call a stage-5 clinger, folks.  I’m only blogging this and I fear Amy might one day show up on my doorstep howling at the moon.

h/t Tim