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Philly Kid Creates A "Working" Batman Suit And Tests It Out Like A Complete Pussbucket


Hey kid, a noble effort, but I wouldn’t exactly call that a successful “test” of the suit’s defenses.  You’re Batman.  At least pretend like you’re the hero we need but not the one we deserve.  That attacker was throwing softer punches than I do in my dreams, which I thought was physically impossible.  Get an MMA fighter or a baseball bat out there to dance with the devil by the pale moon light.  That knife looks like it couldn’t cut butter on a warm day, too.  No Bat Belt either?  Adam West is rolling over in his shanty.  However, those killer karate moves vs. the air should protect the virginity until the end of time.

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