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I Am Now Dating Famous IG And Playboy Model Holly Jo Anne White

The internet is a wonderful place, at least at times it is. Sure political twitter sucks as do other parts of it, but then again I owe my entire life to the internet. If it wasn't for the internet I'd still be cold calling mid-level bottled water distributors for some logistics company right now, so I can't complain too much. 

Oh yeah, and the internet also introduced me to my current GF and future fiancé/bride Holly White. You might recognize her, as I featured her on the site just 4 days ago:

That blog was nothing out of the ordinary, just a casual Monday afternoon introduction to the prettiest girl to ever walk the earth, that is if she even needed an introduction. And I know what you're thinking:

But WSD, the title says you're dating her, prove it or it didn't happen you troll!!!

Proof? You want proof? Here's your goddam proof:


Holly slid into MY DMs. Holly called ME a rockstar. Holly showed off MY blog on her IG page:

Add all of that up, pair it with my suave "right back at ya!" response and sprinkle in the fact that I didn't even respond to her "rockstar" compliment (always leave girls wanting more, free tip), and that means we're officially official. All that's left for us to do is change our facebook statuses to let our HS friends know that we are now an intimate pair.

Oh and just to make all of you halfwit comment section morons jealous, here she is again:

Just so damn pretty. Can't wait to see what our future holds, Holly!  

Thank you!