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Jim Florentine

Parking Lot Stand-Up Show: Honk If You Laugh

When I first started doing stand up comedy I would perform anywhere.  Strip clubs, biker bars, sports bars, bachelor parties and any other place that had a microphone.  I didn’t even need a stage.  I did comedy one time in a bar standing on top of a pool table!   This lockdown shut down my addiction

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An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid

⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ VIDEO ABOVE An adult woman shared this post, and it’s absolutely stupid: “Grocery challenge, you are only allowed to buy one item with one letter of your last name, watcha’ buyin?” (29:06) Everybody Is Awful: Facebook Games with Jim Florentine More fantasy football crap (1:49) This didn’t h

Your 8-year-old didn't say this

Everybody Is Awful with Jim Florentine, Facebook Games: Emails (1:42)  This didn’t happen: A new level of adulting (5:42) This didn’t happen: Your 8-yr-old read an entire book and wrote code in one day (9:58) “If my wife was a transformer, her name would be Amazon Prime” (12:38) FB Games (14:13) Rid

This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got

Terrible Inspirational Quotes with Jim Florentine “Be The Buffalo" new company slogan ...yeesh (3:27) Idiotic fantasy football team names (7:32) - “At the brewery, poor me another one.” - “every day I’m rustling” - “Show me your TD’s” - “I think I cam, I think I cam” - “New team, who dis” This didn’

Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts

From The Latest Everybody Is Awful, Yelp! Reviews Podcast with Jim Florentine ... Oh yea, this is coming. Remember the "I VOTED" stickers and tweets?   When the vaccine becomes available, there will be an endless, insufferable, DELUGE of tweets and instagram posts: "I'M AMAZING, I TOOK THE VACCINE .

Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster

Everybody Is Awful Podcast with Jim Florentine ...Awful Yelp! Reviews: This didn't happen (1:15) Prepare yourself for an avalanche of "I got vaccinated" social media posts (7:24) Man attacks his online critic, turns out it's his step-son. This is some Florida shit (13:20) Here's some bitch named Bub

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