Start Dick Wiggling And Ass Shaking: You Are Now Permitted To Dance At Bars And Weddings In Ohio

Finally! Been waiting all week for this ruling to come down. Here I am watching Big Ev dick wiggle all over on the Internet and Erika's podcast. I'm watching TikTok's to find stuff to blog. Finally, now I get to head to MLT's and work on these moves. By that I mean I will sit in a chair and drink my beer while talking to friends. Maybe nod my head and shake my foot if I hear some Sister Hazel or Hootie or Lit. 

I'll tell you what though. This is what I want to hear. It's fucking gorgeous out in Cincinnati lately. With bars and stuff opening back up there has been nothing better than sitting outside and having a beer. It's a top-1 feeling until that happens with sports on too. But now that you can dance at bars AND weddings? Game changer. 

And trust Clem and myself here - don't miss Shout. Don't you dare miss Shout at your wedding: 

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Still can't get over Clem's massive suit. 

Slowly but surely let's get back to normal. I'm talking terrible dancing to a live cover band. I want it to be 1am and hearing some 90s music. I can't imagine what the first true night out is going to be like. I'm assuming it will be more packed than New Year's Eve.