Dirk Nowitzki Got Punched In The Dick And Was Told It's "Pretty Impressive"

So that happened the other night. Shaun Livingston uppercutting Dirk right in the pecker. But yesterday, during what appears to be some strange Q&A thing, Dirk said this…

Now I don’t know if Shaun actually told Dirk he’s got a good piece. I’m guessing he probably didn’t. But if he did? Genius move. You can’t stay mad at someone if they compliment your dick. You just can’t. That’s science. Ladies make a note of that, if your boyfriend is ever pissed at you just say he’s got a nice penis and I promise the fight will be resolved. It’s the highest compliment you can pay a man and will instantly squash any beef. Doesn’t matter what you did. Cheated, murdered his mom, punched his cock in the middle of an NBA game, whatever. If you just say “Hey, nice dick” a man will never stay upset. Just look at Dirk up there. Seem like he’s holding a grudge to you? Nope.

Although the added “for a white guy,” is kind of low. “Hey you’re smart, for a retarded person.”