Shout Out To This Guy Passed The Fuck Out On The Baggage Claim Carousel

If you’ve ever spent any amount of time in an airport you know how quickly airport drinking can get out of hand.  You don’t plan on having any drinks but what are adults supposed to do when they have nothing but three hours to kill until their flight leaves?  Temple Run (you’re reading the blog of the best Temple Run player on the planet btw.  Not an exaggeration) gets old pretty quickly.  Refreshing Twitter a billion times gets tedious too.  So you decide to grab a drink.  That’s what adults do.   One Jack and Coke to take the edge off turns into 8 Jack and Cokes and that turns into shots with strangers that takes you down the road to Blackoutville. Next thing you know you’re passed the fuck out at baggage claim and don’t know what the hell happened.  Ive seen it a hundred times.  Surprised I haven’t seen it more often to be honest.

How about nobody waking the dude up?  Everyone standing there collectively decided that it’d be way funnier to just let the drunk dude go around and around.  They were right, by the way.  That’s way funnier.  Not to mention you don’t want to be the person who has to explain to the guy that he passed out on a baggage claim carousel.