HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! GATHER AROUND NOW!!!! I HAVE A PROCLAMATION TO MAKE:
The Washington Redskins, WILL NOT, I repeat, WILL NOT be drafting Trevor Lawrence with the first overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft!!!!
Not only will the Redskins not finish last in the league, they will not finish last in the division! I said what I said!
I don't want to even type the sentence that provides insurance on this take like "yeah things out of my control like injuries and unruly fans could change the team and make this more likely", because I'm not here for that mumbo jumbo. The Skins will be GOOD. We have a GOOD TEAM!!!!! That defense is crazy. Sure the offense still needs some pieces, but it'll come together. Guice will be healthy. McLaurin is a hall of famer ALREADY. Haskins is only getting BETTER. WE ARE GOOD!!!!!
So miss me with this "first overall" nonsense.
And if somehow this entire blog is wrong, I will donate $500 to a charity of YOUR CHOICE.
*You is someone on Twitter idk yet BUT IT WON'T BE NECESSARY.