Michael Bennett Says That Nick Foles Is Better Than Carson Wentz
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There will never be a day when an outsider shits on Philly that I won't immediately rush to stick up for this city. It's the greatest city in America. The city of Philadelphia represents everything it means to be an American. We're passionate, we're loyal, we're blue collar and sometimes maybe we eat and drink a little "too much". I love this city with all of my heart. Which is why you really need to listen to me here when I say...
Can. Everybody. Please. Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
It's done. It's over. I never want to hear about it again. I don't care which side of the Wentz vs Foles debate you're on at this point, just shut the fuck up about it. Let today, 6/9, be the last day this debate is ever even thought about. We don't deserve to win another championship until we finally put this argument to rest. There's absolutely nothing that comes out of it. Nothing at all, you smooth-brained dolts.
From here on out, any Philly fan who even hints at a Wentz vs Foles discussion is officially cancelled. Turn in your Eagles jersey, you're off the roster.
Go Birds.