Cigs Inside Are The Fucking Best

I know it's a casino and everyone's gonna be like but Carl you always do cigs inside at the slots and guess what fellas. That's the goddamn point. But it shouldn't just be on the floor now that quarantine is ended. Your Grandma wants to spark one in church after all this bullshit ends then I think she's earned that right. Working in her favor is that everyone else will be afforded protection via facemask and more importantly, it's really fucking hard to rip cigs when your mouth is covered as evidenced above. End of the day we could be doing a lot of crying of spilled milk that's actually spoiled. Idk if that makes sense. 

At a higher level though there's something therapeutic about watching this big fella struggle through getting his 100's lit with his rubber gloves. Something comforting knowing that's his sleeveless t-shirt is more a function of practicality than style. That his camouflage hat actually serves the intended purpose of affording natural disguise. So I'm a sucker for good people watching. Sue me. 

Anyways that first cig with the boys. Or shot. Or beer or iced water or whatever it is you're waiting for. The 1st night back in action... so many virginities are going to be re-lost. It's going to be marvelous. 

Stay safe out there.