This Jabroni Pretended To Black Out In The Grocery Store And Made Up a Disease While He Was Trying To Steal a Bunch Of Food

Fox DC - A Montgomery County man cited for shoplifting is blaming a condition called Transient Global Amnesia. He says it came on while he was at the Safeway store in Wheaton on February 24. Dev Bashu says he became disoriented and unable to communicate. He says the store security handcuffed him and called Montgomery County police. The officers called for an ambulance, but according to Montgomery County fire officials, Bashu signed a release refusing to be transported to a hospital. The 46-year-old claims he didn’t know what was going on. The papers he found in his pocket the following day say he was cited for intending to steal $73 worth of food. The citation carries a fine of $500. When his wife eventually took him to the hospital, he was diagnosed with the rare condition in which a person doesn’t know where they are and they can’t form any new memories. The condition lasts about six hours and there is no known cause or treatment. But the numbness in Bashu’s arm is consistent with the symptoms.

Hey you double chin greasy head guy! I call bullshit! You know where I saw this one? On Breaking Bad, bitch. Walt did the exact same thing. I can’t believe people are doing this in real life. Bro, we all watched Breaking Bad. We know nobody has a disease where you just black out in the middle of grocery stores. I can’t even give him props for trying. It’s just lazy. You have to come up with something better. Like claim a ghost possessed you. Claim it wasn’t you, it was your twin brother. Anything other than making up a disease that we already know from TV doesn’t exist. You can’t just stuff bacon down your pants and deli meat in your shoes and walk out the door. No sir.