WalMart Will Not Be Selling Ronda Rousey's Book Because She's Too Violent

(Source) — The superstore giant announced earlier this week that it would not be carrying UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey’s upcoming book — scheduled for release on May 12 — in stores due to the fact that she’s too violent. You can, however, pre-order Rousey’s book on Wal-Mart’s website. “I’m shocked, shocked to discover that censorship is going on in America!” said publisher Judith Regan of Regan Arts to Page Six. “My Fight/Your Fight” has already pre-sold thousands of copies on the Barnes & Noble website and Rousey is scheduled to visit “Good Morning America” and “CBS This Morning” in support of her hardback debut.

I’m sure everyone’s gonna get upset about this and yell things like “TOO VIOLENT?! YOU SELL GUNS!”

Or “Why is reading about MMA dangerous but punching each other isn’t?!”

But guess what? Those people just don’t get it. Ever heard the phrase that the pen is mightier than the sword? Well the pen is also mightier than the Maverick Model 88 pump shotgun and the MMA elite pro style open palm glove. You want your daughter’s reading about becoming a female fighter? Ugh, gross. Just pop into WalMart and get them the new Nicki Minaj album and a Sex In The City box set and let them grow up like normal, good girls.