This Old Fuck Is Still Gonna Send It

I would have bet my last fucking dollar that ole Billy Clinton here would have busted the can opener at the last second. You think he’s goin pencil but nope. SPLOOSH! Can opener. Perfect form. The can is fucking open. Drink it in, fellas. That splash was making em wet in more ways than one whether or not they were socially distancing. Get it? Incredible.