Yesterday KB and I sat down and ranked 5 things we personally wish did not exist. Going in, I was confident in my list, and hoping KB would compile one to match, creating a stimulating conversation. My prayers were answered.
Below is a breakdown of each selection.
KB #5: Juicy Fruit Gum
Cons: Loses flavor quickly, deceiving packaging, misleading smell
Nick #5: Child Soldiers
Cons: They are soldiers who are children
KB #4: Roller Coaster Height Limits
Cons: Embarrassing for adults, disappointing for children
Nick #4: Poverty
Cons: Can't afford $175 Michael Rapaport Cameo
KB #3: Residue
Cons: Sometimes sticky, occasionally unsightly
Nick #3: World Hunger
Cons: Malnutrition, loss of life
KB #2: Greenland
Cons: Deceptively large on a mercator projection map, when in actuality, about the size of Kazakhstan
Nick #2: Cancer
Cons: Too sensitive, not compatible with Aries or Libras
KB #1: Sticky Tack
Cons: Not as permanent as glue, not as effective as tape
Nick #1: Racism
Unfortunately, as you can see in the video, KB stormed off to mens league before we could discuss the winner of the list-off. He also refused to have the graphic with no context posted online, with no explanation other than mumbling the words "juxtaposition", "that kind of list", and "cancelled".