Porn Star Nacho Vidal Arrested On Manslaughter Charges After A Mystic Ritual Featuring Psychedelic Toad Venom Goes Awry

I had the misfortune of being second to this story after Yahoo Finance emptied the goddamn TANK on their headline. Good Lord what a series of words that is. You spend as much time on the world wide web as we do and you think you've seen every story from every corner of the known universe. At least that was true in all the internet years prior to 2020. 2020 is chaos wrapped in anarchy baked in horror soaked in a gory au jus and garnished with parsley. It would appear that 2020 has no quit in it whatsoever. Trying to run the ol' score-halftime-score play right before the midway point. Australia on fire, international pandemic, protests from coast to coast, and now we got candlemaker porn stars getting locked up in Spain on manslaughter charges for some psychedelic toad venom rituals gone awry. Remember that day when murder hornets were all the rage? Well they might as well have never existed the way they got bounced out of the paint with the swiftness. Any other year this would be headline of the year without much debate. This year? With more than half the days still on the horizon? Very well may not crack the top 10.