Colin Cowherd Is Sooooooo Straight You Guys

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If you play fantasy baseball or watch wrestling, Colin Cowherd thinks you’re a gay. And because apparently he’s 12, he uses gay as a way to insult people. Probably right before he tells you that your mom fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Cowherd is the epitome of a guy who would turn off Madden when he was losing or claim he was in a force field when you tagged him a recess. But in an adult version. He is just soooo straight and likes “girl parts” which by itself is just a gross phrase. “Girl parts”, sound more rapey bro, you can’t. Would not be shocked if Colin Cowherd is foot tapping underneath a truck stop bathroom stall in the near future.