Girl Beats The FUCK Out Of This Guy Because She Thinks He Has Her Phone

Just the worst. There’s really nothing else to say. That is just the worst situation in the world you can possibly be in. Catch 22, between a rock and a hard place, Scylla and Charibdis, whatever you call a lose/lose situation… this is worse. Take a fucking beatdown from a girl or swing back once and defend yourself and forever be known as the guy who hits girls. The most impossible choice in history. And it’s such a perfect performance from that girl. Once they get angry, there’s nothing that can stop them. Not reasoning, not aid offers, nothing. Like the fucking kid is sitting there saying “I do not have your phone. Track it and it will tell you where it is.” You know, common knowledge with all phones in 2015. But she’s having none of it. She’s sure she’s right and you’re gonna pay. WHACK! WHACK WHACK! “Look just chill out and I’ll help you find it.” WHACK WHACK WHACK! Once a girl gets into that attack mode you literally have to just bear hug them until they calm down. That’s the only way out of it. You bear hug them. But you need to be careful because if you let them go too early then they’re just angrier. You need to bear hug until they go back to a resting heart rate, then crack a little joke to test the water, and if they chuckle then you can let them go.